Narcisa Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Sufletul pereche?Nu o fi doar iluzie? Unii zic ca nu. Dar nu prea multi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLuck Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsara Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Corect, a-ti gasi perechea nu inseamna ca viata ta va fi doar roz, tocmai dimpotriva, atunci vin problele si greutatile pentru a va slefui impreuna si pentru ca la finalul vietii sa va mai tineti inca de mana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Ii dai una in cap, si apoi si pe a doua si pe a treia. Daca se mai ridica si dupa a treia, poti sa te gandesti la suflete pereche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Tipuri de femei care îi pun pe bărbaţi pe fugă Vorbăreaţa Materialista Prostuţa Atotcunoscătoarea Experimentata Si care mai ramane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Pai, dupa alunite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Il stropesti cu ageasma si vezi daca sfaraie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Luand in calcul noua mea teorie, cred ca se intampla foarte rar ca "sufletul pereche" sa fie de sex opus. Aproape niciodata. Dar, pentru a afla, poti sa o tii legata, undeva... sa zicem, in beci. Daca, dupa 2 luni, inca vrea sa fie cu tine, cu toate ca ai infometat-o, e clar. Ea e. Edit: PS: Am citit si postul lui Yelle... cu 4 postari mai sus. Ar putea parea ca am furat ideea. Nu citisem pana acum. Pfffff. Oricum, asta imi aduce aminte de romanul Misery, de Stephen King. Ah, pentru mine, sufletul pereche e usor de recunoscut. 1.75, 2 kilograme mai mult decat ar trebui, lungimea picioarelor egala cu doua treimi din inaltime, maximum 22 de ani si sa foloseasca suficient machiaj, cat sa nu stiu cat de urata e in realitate. Sa-l poarte permanent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Da' n-ar fi mai simplu sa o alegi dupa cum ii sta nemachiata? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsara Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Da' n-ar fi mai simplu sa o alegi dupa cum ii sta nemachiata? ii mai dam timp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Exista fete care nu au un strat de 10 cm de glet pe fata 90% din timp? De un' sa aleg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) Ii arunci un pumn cu sare in ochi. Daca nu lacrimeaza, e sanse. Exista fete care nu au un strat de 10 cm de glet pe fata 90% din timp? De un' sa aleg? Ce vina avem noi ca tu ai ochi numai pentru astea? Edited January 17, 2015 by Yelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsara Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Ce vina avem noi ca tu ai ochi numai pentru astea? aleg superficial si apoi se plang, cine sa-i inteleaga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Tocmai de asta, matracuca din mine se bucura cand si-o iau in freza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Mno... pai... eu sunt printre cele mai superficiale fiinte de pe planeta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsara Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 sa te nu plangi atunci, auzi la el, 1.75, picioare lungi, 40 de kg, sa fine si faina, sa te ia si sarac, sa fie si buna la suflet si etc, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) Mno... pai... eu sunt printre cele mai superficiale fiinte de pe planeta. Daca ramai fara cenusa, sa-mi zici. Sarcasticu' lu' peste. Edited January 17, 2015 by Yelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Mai am, mai am. Pot sa reciclez. Tot ce se aduna pe cap, strang si o torn din nou. 40 kg la 1.75? Mai degraba, ma refeream la... 60-62. Sau ceva. Trebuie sa indeplineasca toate standardele mele superficiale, pana in cel mai mic detaliu. Si trebuie sa ii placa muzica aia care se da la KISS FM, sau ceva. Sau, si mai bine, manelele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 62 de kg la 1,75, exista doua variante: ori e mai plata decat tine (si tu ai recunoscut ca esti plat), ori alapteaza descendenta cu silicon. Bai, oare la 25 de ani eram tot asa? Si trebuie sa ii placa muzica aia care se da la KISS FM, sau ceva. Sau, si mai bine, manelele. Nu, sa bage rock, Sepultura sau ce pisici mai ascultati voi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Si trebuie sa fie bronzata tot timpul, chiar daca afara sunt -25 de grade. Pf. Nu stiu. Toate femeile pe care le-am cunoscut vreodata erau ori prea grase, ori prea slabe. Ma rog, asa credeau / cred ele. Asa ca nu stiu care ar fi grautatea normala la 1.75. Oricum, sa nu arate ca Rihanna. Clar. Sepultura? Ai auzit vreodata prostia aia? E groaznica. Rock-ul nu suna numai asa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Gata, 1-0. Deja bati in defensiva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Jucam pana la 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Nu mai avem subiecte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Pffff. Voi cate kilograme de fond de ten folositi zilnic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Esti invidios? Vrei si tu? (2-0) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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