Asimetric Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 De maine. Dar cred ca voi veni si in concediu la munca. Trebuie doar sa o conving pe sefa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Ai spalat perdelele? Ai aspirat si periat covoarele? Ai sters geamurile? Ai decis meniul festiv?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Meniul festiv o sa il am in "deplasare". Se ocupa altcineva, eu doar ma duc acolo si profit de tot ce gasesc. Curatenie... nu ma omor cu asta. Nu am de ce. La mine e curat tot timpul. Aproape. Ma rog, destul de curat. Nu o sa am musafiri, deci nu e nevoie sa fie mai curat decat de obicei. Cel mai mult uram curatenia dinaintea Craciunului. Acum, ma bucur ca am scapat. PS: Sa stii ca am setat ca portiunea aia cu "Topicul meu" sa nu fie vazuta de cei care nu sunt logati. Poate macar acolo o sa scrii mai mult (asta, legat de ce vorbiram mai sus). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 O, da! O idee minunata! ( cea cu setarea; topicul incerc sa nu mi-l fac varza; de cele mai multe ori, imi iese). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Vreau... orice, in afara de preparate din carne de orice fel, salata de boeuf, dulciuri sau alcool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Vreau... orice, in afara de preparate din carne de orice fel, salata de boeuf, dulciuri sau alcool. Niste piftii primesti , sefule ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Tot din carne e. Nu. Cred ca o sa devin vegetarian pentru urmatoarele 30 de zile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Fructele preferate ale Corinei sunt gutuile, cautai in tot orasul si nici urma de vreo gutuie ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Am incercat o data sa mananc o gutuie. Am simtit cum mi se usuca dintii si gura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radu_RoAp Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Fructele preferate ale Corinei sunt gutuile, cautai in tot orasul si nici urma de vreo gutuie ! Am mai scris acum ceva vreme ca s-au bagat gutui in cartier si ca mi-am luat rand. Ca sa apuc. Ati ras toti. Credeati ca glumesc. Ei bine, nu. Pentru gutuie iti trebuie(neortodox) o pisica atent antrenata si un ochi ager. E ca la carnati. Cobori pisica pe sfoara si ea isi baga ghearele in carnatii pusi la aerat pe jardiniera si ridici. Se stie ca gutuile se pun tot pe geam la pastrat. Ochiul ager identifica geamul iar pisica bine antrenata face restul. Asta stiind ca eMag nu livreaza fructe in Dolj.(sic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsara Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 vreau un film bun, relaxare si lene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Vreau multe sau, macar, o singura chestie, insa ce folos, doar vrutul nu e suficient. Asa ca vreau o chestie palpabila si posibila, si anume sa duc gunoiul, inainte de a intra sub asediul iernii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radu_RoAp Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Vreau multe sau, macar, o singura chestie, insa ce folos, doar vrutul nu e suficient. Asa ca vreau o chestie palpabila si posibila, si anume sa duc gunoiul, inainte de a intra sub asediul iernii. Lasa ca dupa rev. revin in zona si te scot eu de sub nameti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Sa dorm si sa ma trezesc joi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h007_2005 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 ar merge niste muraturi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Mancare. Mi-e foame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Cred ca vreau sa fiu batran. Batrana. Adica, pe langa asta, sa fiu si femeie. Foarte batrana. Femeile batrane pot face ce vor, nu le impiedica nimeni si, in plus, toata lumea le sare in ajutor, chiar daca nu au nevoie. As putea insira o groaza de situatii in care cel mai bine e sa fii o batranica aparent neajutorata, dar unele dintre acestea ar putea suna... extrem de insensibil fata de femeile foarte, foarte, batrane. Oricum, ar fi distractiv. Pf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 o papusa Barbie si un trenulet cu sine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Acum, vreau sa traiesc intr-un mod foarte "basic" si sa nu raman in acelasi loc, sa ma misc permanent. Chestia asta e veche. Sunt ciudat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Somn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Pe cineva caruia sa-i trasez drept sarcina tot ceea ce trebuie sa fac eu in seara asta. Da, sclav personal. Mereu mi-am dorit unul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Sa nu ma mai plictisesc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radu_RoAp Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Cred ca vreau sa fiu batran. Batrana. Adica, pe langa asta, sa fiu si femeie. Foarte batrana. Femeile batrane pot face ce vor, nu le impiedica nimeni si, in plus, toata lumea le sare in ajutor, chiar daca nu au nevoie. As putea insira o groaza de situatii in care cel mai bine e sa fii o batranica aparent neajutorata, dar unele dintre acestea ar putea suna... extrem de insensibil fata de femeile foarte, foarte, batrane. Oricum, ar fi distractiv. Pf. Nasolule, nu pot sa ma abtin. Fa-te Israela si al, pardon, a mea esti. Pup dulce. Am facut PS pentru reclamatii ulterioare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yelle Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Adica noi suntem plictisitoare, sau ce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimetric Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Care voi? RoAp, mi-ai luat-o inainte. Nu stiam ca simti la fel. Pup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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