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I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT...some parts are missing

 

born stupid? try again!

 

I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

 

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind!

 

Hello, we're not home right now. Please leave the message after the swear ... ... ... beeeep

 

 

Next time , when you buy a keyboard, try one without CAPS LOCK.

 

 

I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where i left it!

 

 

 

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I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where i left it!

Here's a variation on that thought...

 

I have not lost my mind...It's backed up on disk somewhere!

 

:doh:

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The only time I have ever been wrong is when I thought I was wrong...

 

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Never be afraid to try something new - Remember; amateurs built the ark...professionals built the Titanic!

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Good friends are like stars: you don't always see them, but they are always there!

 

We do not stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing .

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

 

Don't steal...government hates competition!

 

It's better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

"Wherever I go, there I am."

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Clouds are only high flying fogs...

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I use now the answer of a friend, Michael. He was asked how to encrypt some code. Michael sad: whatever you can encrypt, someone can decrypt

 

This is my status right now.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

We should go to see Marx, when people going to die.

 

delete me from u r address book, i m a virus

I will transfer you to other disk, or put you in the net!

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

 

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

 

Oh well, I hope you all enjoyed.

 

:D: All pigs fed and ready to fly..!

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