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Narcisa
post May 26 2008, 09:41 AM
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Anticariatul- azilul cartilor.

Femeia- lucrarea de diploma a lui Dumnezeu la examenul de estetica. Vasile Ghica


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Narcisa
post May 31 2008, 03:22 PM
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Constiinta este ceea ce sufera atunci cand restul fiintei tale se simte atat de bine.

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post May 31 2008, 03:30 PM
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Nasul papei = papanas emo-tongue.gif


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Sa-■i spun ce este dragostea adevarata. E credinta oarba, umilinta fara preget, supunere desavarsita, ţncredere ║i daruire impotriva ta ţnsuti, impotriva lumii ţntregi. Dragostea inseamnŃ sa iti dai inima si sufletul ţntreg celui care ti le va zdrobi. (Charles Dickens)
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post Jun 1 2008, 12:28 PM
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microscop- scop marunt

bizar- zar dublu


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vesperala
post Jun 12 2008, 08:07 PM
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TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie
TURTUR = sunetul soneriei, iarna
INVIORAT = prevazut cu vioara


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O racl─â mare-i lumea. Stelele-s cuie/B─âtute-n ea ┼či soarele-i fereasta/La temni┼úa vie┼úii
Mihai Eminescu

Stelele-n cer, deasupra mărilor, ard depărtărilor, până ce pier...

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post Aug 19 2008, 02:45 PM
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Intuitia este o calitate a femeii care o ajuta sa-si contrazica barbatul inainte ca acesta sa apuce sa deschida gura.

Fluierul piciorului este un dispozitiv de gasire a mobilei pe intuneric.


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O racl─â mare-i lumea. Stelele-s cuie/B─âtute-n ea ┼či soarele-i fereasta/La temni┼úa vie┼úii
Mihai Eminescu

Stelele-n cer, deasupra mărilor, ard depărtărilor, până ce pier...

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post Aug 19 2008, 08:32 PM
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inflatie = atunci cÔnd va trebui sa platesti preturile de la anul cu salariul de anul trecut

prudent = pasta de dinti cu extras de prune

ţnvinuire = procesul de fermentare a mustului
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post Aug 20 2008, 10:33 PM
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Diplomatia este arta de a da pe cineva la naiba intr-un mod in care chiar sa-si doreasca sa plece cat mai repede (Winston Churchill - citat aproximativ)


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"Don't rush me, I'm a-thinkin'... and my head hurts..."
(Yosemite Sam)
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post Aug 27 2008, 01:17 PM
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apa chioara=H2O cu ochelari


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Nu rupe firul unei prietenii, caci chiar daca il legi din nou, nodul ramane.





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post Aug 28 2008, 06:18 PM
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scarabeu - cetatean care locuieste la bloc, la scara B. emo-ha.gif


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Raindrops fall from everywhere. I reach out for you... but you're not there.
So I stood waiting in the dark... with your picture in my hands... Story of a broken heart.

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post Sep 24 2008, 04:41 PM
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Un prieten este cineva care are aceia║i du║mani ca ║i tine. Abraham Lincoln


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O racl─â mare-i lumea. Stelele-s cuie/B─âtute-n ea ┼či soarele-i fereasta/La temni┼úa vie┼úii
Mihai Eminescu

Stelele-n cer, deasupra mărilor, ard depărtărilor, până ce pier...

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post Oct 4 2008, 04:25 PM
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Cica... dragoste = cuvant din 8 litere, 3 vocale si 5 consoane... si doi idioti.

Cam dura, dupa mine..
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Raindrops fall from everywhere. I reach out for you... but you're not there.
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Narcisa
post Oct 5 2008, 08:18 AM
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nerecuno║tin■a = copilul legitim al binefacerii


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post Oct 12 2008, 06:44 PM
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Defini■ia plagiatului ║i a cercetŃrii
DacŃ furŃm de la unul, acesta se nume║te plagiat, dacŃ de la mai mul■i – cercetare.


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O racl─â mare-i lumea. Stelele-s cuie/B─âtute-n ea ┼či soarele-i fereasta/La temni┼úa vie┼úii
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post Dec 24 2008, 09:22 PM
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Ce-i un ceas cu cuc?

E un cuc pedepsit de pŃrin■ii lui.


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O racl─â mare-i lumea. Stelele-s cuie/B─âtute-n ea ┼či soarele-i fereasta/La temni┼úa vie┼úii
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post Mar 18 2009, 12:08 PM
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Burlacul: singurul barbat din lume care nu si-a mintit sotia.

Verighetele: cele mai mici catuse din lume.


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Narcisa
post Jan 14 2010, 08:43 AM
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Tirania= rodul lasitatii colective.


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post Jan 17 2010, 03:28 PM
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Iubirea- o prietenie pusa pe jar.


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Lucareli
post Jan 19 2010, 10:19 PM
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Exista 3 feluri de barbati care nu inteleg femeile: cei tineri, cei maturi si cei batrani.
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post Jan 19 2010, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE (Lucareli @ Jan 19 2010, 09:19 PM) *
Exista 3 feluri de barbati care nu inteleg femeile: cei tineri, cei maturi si cei batrani.


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