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post Jan 5 2008, 11:41 AM
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psihopat - psiholog care stă n pat


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post Jan 6 2008, 12:18 AM
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asta a fost tare.. am ras cu lacrimi emo-lol.gif


sot - amant care si-a fortat prea mult norocul


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post Jan 10 2008, 12:22 AM
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Intuitia este o calitate a femeii care o ajuta sa-si contrazica barbatul inainte ca acesta sa apuce sa deschida gura.


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post Jan 10 2008, 05:43 PM
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Femeia are doua defecte: Uita tot ce ar trebui sa tina minte, si tine minte tot ce ar trebui sa uite blink.gif
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post Jan 28 2008, 09:29 PM
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hermafrodit-fetit care este baiat

gargara-boala parlamentara

colonel-intestinul subtire

aiurea-loc bine determinat spre care ne indreptam


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post Feb 3 2008, 12:06 AM
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Soferul prudent- se uita n ambele sensuri nainte de a trece pe rosu…


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post Feb 3 2008, 09:01 PM
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Copilul: ” - Tata, ce diferenta este intre obicei si viciu?”

Tatal: ” - Numim obicei defectele noastre si viciu defectele celorlalti.”


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post Feb 20 2008, 08:01 AM
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Burlac: barbat...fara pereche.
Caine rau: reactie in lant.
Clipa: unitate de masura pentru fericire.
Cuvinte incrucisate: vorbe la gratar.
Fumatul: anticamera bolilor.
Sforait: muzica de camera.
Vulpe: una care se tine de gainarii.


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post Feb 23 2008, 06:08 PM
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Definitia pumnului : Este partea de vorbire care muta maxilarul dintr-o parte n alta si raspunde la ntrebarea: “MAI VREI?"


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Perfect like the moon in the stars
And the sun in the sky, getting higher
Even knows when it’s time to surrender"

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post Mar 6 2008, 09:54 AM
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Lectie despre vid: concentrare intr-un singur punct de inexistenta.


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post Mar 13 2008, 11:33 AM
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a admira= un mijloc comod de a lasa sa se creada ca ai inteles tot (Andre Prevot)

altruism=arta de a te servi de altii avand aerul ca le vrei binele. (Rene Dubrueil)

amabilitate= forma cea mai civilizata de egoism(J.K. Jerome)

barbat=un adevarat barbat este compus din sot si rang. (Cehov)

barfa este singurul zgomot mai rapid decat sunetul. (Mario el Monaco)


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post Mar 14 2008, 07:56 AM
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Entuziasm= exista momente cand nu te poti opri sa faci prostii: asta se cheama entuziasm (Henri Meilhac)

Greseala= marturisita, e pe jumatate iertata; dar ascunsa e iertata pe de-a intregul. (Pierre Veon)

Juramant= forma sentimentala a cecului fara acoperire (G. Masson)

Opinie= adevarul fiecaruia ( Dictionarul Academiei umorului francez)

Imposibilitate= o imposibilitate aparenta este intotdeauna preferabila unei posibilitati
nesigure. (Aristotel)

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post Mar 15 2008, 09:20 AM
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car- unul care toata viata are parte numai de boi
sonete- cuvinte tari de ureche
bacil- virgula care poate pune punct vietii
somn- o raita pe lumea cealalta
abanos- lemn negru in cerul gurii
tarate- faina in pielea goala
erete- gainar de inalta scoala
soti- condamnati la somn comun, dar la vise separate



definite de Tudor Musatescu

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post Mar 17 2008, 11:04 AM
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profitor= un tip care crede ca important nu e ca el sa aiba bani; important ar fi sa aiba ceilalti (Sacha Guitry)
moda= o forma a urateniei, atat de greu de suportat incat trebuie schimbata la fiecare sase luni (Oscar Wilde)


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post Mar 19 2008, 09:11 AM
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poarta noua- concurs de orientare a tineretului bovin
ou- interminabila disputa asupra prioritatii
" hais, cea"!- volan sonor


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post Mar 31 2008, 07:03 AM
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Culmea misticismului - Sa crezi in reincarnarea frigiderului.


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post Apr 1 2008, 07:35 AM
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bigam- un barbat care spala de doua ori mai multe vase


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post Apr 1 2008, 08:46 AM
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Definitie : Economie

http://www.trilulilu.ro/energie_vie/df98c516f3ec6d


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Expert - Cel care stie din ce in ce mai multe despre din ce in ce mai putine lucruri


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post Apr 15 2008, 06:30 PM
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TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac
GHINIOANE = varianta moldoveneasca pentru expresia "Bine, Ioane"


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