vesperala Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 psihopat - psiholog care stă în pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina_Whisperwind Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 asta a fost tare.. am ras cu lacrimi sot - amant care si-a fortat prea mult norocul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vesperala Posted January 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Intuitia este o calitate a femeii care o ajuta sa-si contrazica barbatul inainte ca acesta sa apuce sa deschida gura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Femeia are doua defecte: Uita tot ce ar trebui sa tina minte, si tine minte tot ce ar trebui sa uite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aida Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 hermafrodit-fetit care este baiat gargara-boala parlamentara colonel-intestinul subtire aiurea-loc bine determinat spre care ne indreptam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina_Whisperwind Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Soferul prudent- se uita în ambele sensuri înainte de a trece pe rosu… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vesperala Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Copilul: ” - Tata, ce diferenta este intre obicei si viciu?” Tatal: ” - Numim obicei defectele noastre si viciu defectele celorlalti.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Burlac: barbat...fara pereche. Caine rau: reactie in lant. Clipa: unitate de masura pentru fericire. Cuvinte incrucisate: vorbe la gratar. Fumatul: anticamera bolilor. Sforait: muzica de camera. Vulpe: una care se tine de gainarii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iustin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Definitia pumnului : Este partea de vorbire care muta maxilarul dintr-o parte în alta si raspunde la întrebarea: “MAI VREI?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Lectie despre vid: concentrare intr-un singur punct de inexistenta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 a admira= un mijloc comod de a lasa sa se creada ca ai inteles tot (Andre Prevot) altruism=arta de a te servi de altii avand aerul ca le vrei binele. (Rene Dubrueil) amabilitate= forma cea mai civilizata de egoism(J.K. Jerome) barbat=un adevarat barbat este compus din sot si rang. (Cehov) barfa este singurul zgomot mai rapid decat sunetul. (Mario el Monaco) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) Entuziasm= exista momente cand nu te poti opri sa faci prostii: asta se cheama entuziasm (Henri Meilhac) Greseala= marturisita, e pe jumatate iertata; dar ascunsa e iertata pe de-a intregul. (Pierre Veon) Juramant= forma sentimentala a cecului fara acoperire (G. Masson) Opinie= adevarul fiecaruia ( Dictionarul Academiei umorului francez) Imposibilitate= o imposibilitate aparenta este intotdeauna preferabila unei posibilitati nesigure. (Aristotel) Edited March 14, 2008 by Narcisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 (edited) car- unul care toata viata are parte numai de boi sonete- cuvinte tari de ureche bacil- virgula care poate pune punct vietii somn- o raita pe lumea cealalta abanos- lemn negru in cerul gurii tarate- faina in pielea goala erete- gainar de inalta scoala soti- condamnati la somn comun, dar la vise separate definite de Tudor Musatescu Edited March 15, 2008 by Narcisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 profitor= un tip care crede ca important nu e ca el sa aiba bani; important ar fi sa aiba ceilalti (Sacha Guitry) moda= o forma a urateniei, atat de greu de suportat incat trebuie schimbata la fiecare sase luni (Oscar Wilde) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithras Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 poarta noua- concurs de orientare a tineretului bovin ou- interminabila disputa asupra prioritatii " hais, cea"!- volan sonor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Culmea misticismului - Sa crezi in reincarnarea frigiderului. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 bigam- un barbat care spala de doua ori mai multe vase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue eyes Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Definitie : Economie http://www.trilulilu.ro/energie_vie/df98c516f3ec6d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aida Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Expert - Cel care stie din ce in ce mai multe despre din ce in ce mai putine lucruri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vesperala Posted April 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac GHINIOANE = varianta moldoveneasca pentru expresia "Bine, Ioane" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Anticariatul- azilul cartilor. Femeia- lucrarea de diploma a lui Dumnezeu la examenul de estetica. Vasile Ghica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 (edited) Constiinta este ceea ce sufera atunci cand restul fiintei tale se simte atat de bine. Edited May 31, 2008 by Narcisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berbecut Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Nasul papei = papanas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcisa Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 microscop- scop marunt bizar- zar dublu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vesperala Posted June 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie TURTUR = sunetul soneriei, iarna INVIORAT = prevazut cu vioara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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